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Review Chole Petts & Kristen Schaal: The Legend of Crystal Shell, Roundhouse, London by James Ellis

 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)





It’s the voice really. The voice of Kristen Schaal which has frequented extensively upon acclaimed animation and comedies of the past fifteen years. Bob’s Burgers, Gravity Falls (a personal fav) and The Flight of the Concords are all in Kristen’s payback catalogue, impressive for their clout. In this pseudo one-woman show (in which case it is not), could her delightful and approachable demeanor fair well on stage?

At the Roundhouse the warm up was good fair. Chole Petts was more than chuffed to write the wrongs of lesbians and ladies who love the beautiful game of football. Her brief set had hearty laughs and was a great example of a comedian encasing the audience with well crafted jokes. Masculinity was a main stay, just how to be so and how the toxic side has never really gone away. Some riffing of American patrons was swell and over enthusiastic Sweds also got a ribbing. If stand up is an art form (which it is), then Petts has got the mastery of it.

Kristen’s piece: The Legend of Crystal Shell (is that a riff in people mispronouncing her name?) Was silly, lude, touching and through it all not quite hitting the mark. Her ballet loving character Crystal is revealed to be half human (not a centaur) with a good bit of pacing in revealing the joke. Crystal years to meet her daddy horse again after years. John Robert’s (again, of Bob’s Burgers acclaim) is revealed as this father figure with plenty of surrealist horsey humour. Looking like a strange mix of country singer, punk, 50s dandy and other bizzarities, Roberts got swift vocals and musical numbers verging on the outrageously hammy, with ending riffs done with aplomb. This sleazball father might just save this daughter after alland aid in rites of passage, if only there was little more of a narrative fibre to it all.

Thankfully, there was not mass of crowd work here, something that comedians like Gianmarco Soresi lean on far to heavily. That’s a different sort of show at least and very popular. Kristen gets laughs and I did join in. I would not boast huge belly busters but they were triggered on several occasion. Her dry, delightful tone is often enough to lead in punchlines, one liners and interpretive dance moves parodying Swan Lake, might be the true highlights. Directed by Frank Smith, this had all the hallmarks of an sweet oddity, yet even the songs by Big Black Delta (also fun and idiosyncratic) could not save this from middle of the road in a one horse town…..



Review The Odyssey – Broughton IMAX, Tuesday 4th August 2026 by Simon Kensdale

If I’d been stuck on a desert island with only Charlize Theron wearing a designer swimsuit for company for seven years, I’d throw a raft together and push off into the sea, so I understand Odysseus, but does Christopher Nolan? 

In Homer’s first epic, The Iliad, men feature as warriors willing to die in the pursuit of glory.  If their lives are to be short, they will live on in their reputation for heroism, Achilles being the prime example,

In The Odyssey Homer presented a different type of man – one forced to go to war, but one who wants to survive, who longs to return to his wife, his family and his homeland.  In direct contrast to Achilles, Odysseus’ focus on going home once he has done his duty defines him.  It carries him through any number of obstacles, disasters and distractions.  and means he succeeds, even if it takes him ten long years.

Christopher Nolan’s film version of The Odyssey suggests he has confused the epics.  Because it allows him to make an action movie, he stresses Odysseus’ capacity as a warrior chieftain rather than his capacity as a lover, husband and father.  His Odysseus (played by Matt Damon) is obsessed with Troy rather than Ithaca

Nonetheless, from one angle, Nolan’s treatment is a success.  Wikipedia provides the details.

In the first month after the film’s release, it may have grossed as much as $1 billion worldwide, a good return on a production budget of $250 million.  In France, it was put on in 730 cinemas and attracted an audience of nearly a quarter of a million on its opening day. The income will drop off in the months to come but that hardly matters.  Nolan had a good day at the office. 

The secret behind this financial success is not hard to find.  Of his $250 million production budget, Nolan may have spent half on marketing.  This reminds us how modern culture is driven by economics, not by a need for glory or love.  The basis of creative activity is now the bottom line, not the aesthetics.  The consequence is today’s cultural products are disposable.  Nolan’s work will soon be forgotten, drowned under the constant mass production of other films and the tsunamis of other visual media.  This won’t concern Nolan himself because he has achieved his fifteen minutes of fame and the fortune he has amassed in the process will do very nicely, thank you. 

In terms of absolute success, it is worth remembering though the source material his film muddles through was composed approximately 2,700 years ago and is still very much in circulation.  Indeed, Nolan’s film has driven up its sales in bookshops and online.  So there’s a contrast.  Getting on for three millennia ago, one man (probably) using the most basic of tools – pen and paper – organised a set of myths and legends to construct something meaningful and way beyond the likes of Nolan.  The delivery of Homer’s epics only required a lyre and a good singing voice, not a multi-million-dollar technological studio system or an IMAX cinema.

Beyond the momentary hullaballoo of financial returns and audience numbers, there is not a lot to be said for Nolan’s film. 

Given the scale of The Odyssey’s marketing budget, criticism is redundant.  What is said about it will not influence the numbers of people seeing it.  But the comments that have been made show where we are with contemporary critical appreciation.  Broadly speaking, those who like escapist family entertainment suitable for twelve-year-olds are in favour and those who like reading and thinking are against.  Thus, Peter Bradshaw of The Guardian gave The Odyssey five out of five stars, calling it “a film with thrilling ambition, boldness, seriousness, generosity and flair”.  (Seriousness, really?) Mary Beard, on the other hand, described it as “an Odyssey without the sex”, lacking the “elusive… humour” of the original.  (Again, Wikipedia + AI.)

Gushing in The New York Times, Manohla Dargis described the film as “an anomalous big-studio entertainment that Nolan has filled with stars and polished to a high gleam, turning a 3,000-year-old poem into a smart, thoughtful film with Old Hollywood allure.”  (Thoughtful?)  But Emily Wilson, whose 2017 translation may have been a resource for the film, decried the film in the London Review of Books for lacking “psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth”, labelling the writing “abysmal”, and arguing that it had “nothing convincing to say” about the Odyssey’s major themes.

Wilson was certainly right about the writing of the dialogue.  I went along with the not-too-gruesome action scenes, and I even appreciated some of the IMAX boosted special effects.  Polyphemus the Cyclops was scary (until he shrank to a third of his size when he lay down to sleep).  The giants were impressive killing machines, even if they looked like refugees from Star Wars.  The wooden horse was memorable too, even if it fell over because its wheels had come off.  I felt as if I was on a boat during the voyages.  The ancient world costumes were good – they had probably come out of studio storage warehouses.

But where it all fell apart – absolutely – was the dialogue.  I winced every time there was a conversation.  What got said ejected me out of the escapist historic situation and brought me crashing back to twenty first century reality with a jolt.  Odysseus talked to Calypso (Charlize Theron) as if she was his therapist, not his mistress.  Telemachus talked like a frat boy, looking forward to seeing his ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ reunited.  When his dad did eventually turn up, he was as pleased as any dad might be on graduation day.  Nolan simply couldn’t handle the tension of the ultimate family reunion.

The conversational disasters were not the result of the use of American accents.  They were simply the product of Nolan’s fashionable reliance on action to move the story on and to impress his target audience.  He wasn’t interested in using dialogue to reveal individual psychology or explore complex dramatic situations.  He wasn’t going to waste time on intimacy or sexual activity.  Odysseus and Calypso wander along the beach not even holding hands.  There is no chance of Odysseus having a fling with Circe, either, although he is said to have fathered at least one child with her.  And no sooner is he reunited with Penelope (after an absence of twenty years) than the two of them are getting on to a boat to sail off and pay their respects to the dead.  The huge and completely unrealistic fight with the suitors is no substitute for the meeting of a husband and wife after twenty years (a lifetime in the ancient world).

Despite what Manohla Dargis claims, you don’t think about a man’s singular need for his family and his home as you emerge from the IMAX with your ears ringing.  You don’t wonder if the arguments and ideas of the ancient story are still valid.  And despite Peter Bradshaw’s review, the only serious thing about this Odyssey is the profit Nolan has made.  

Instead, what goes through your mind is how you can make unconscionable amounts of money by resorting to a lavish collage of Hollywood clichés and peopling it with a cast of celebrities.  You can update Ursula Andress’ bikini scene, using Charlize Theron as Calypso; you can squeeze in pop star Zendaya as Athena (even if you can’t think of anything for her to actually do); you can have the rapper Travis Scott (without his signature Nikes) as a bard; you can even revisit Batman with your Agammemnon.  You can invoke the ‘Old Hollywood’ ghosts of Charlton Heston and Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.  You can even reference Bruce Lee and all those endless kung-fu show-downs where the hero dispatches a minimum of thirty adversaries.

The one thing you can’t do with all the resources at your disposal is create a work of art.

Review Owl at Home – Theatr Iolo at Sherman Theatre by Billie Ingram-Sofokleous

As someone who spends much of my time thinking about stories: How we tell them, who gets to access them, what makes them unique and why they matter.

I often leave the theatre asking myself one question: How did this make me feel? With Owl at Home, the answer was simple. I felt held.

Theatr Iolo has long understood that theatre for young audiences should never talk down to them. Instead, Owl at Home invites us into a gentle, imaginative world where stillness becomes a strength and curiosity is something to celebrate. Based on Arnold Lobel’s much-loved stories, the production reminds us that the smallest moments can often carry the greatest emotional weight.

From the moment the performance begins, George Williams fills the stage with warmth, humour and boundless curiosity. His Owl is thoughtful, eccentric, playful and quietly vulnerable. He finds joy in the everyday, creating adventures from ordinary objects and conversations from silence. It is a performance built on trust; by trusting children to understand emotion without needing everything explained, and trusting adults to reconnect with the child that still exists within them.

Williams’ experience in clowning shines through every movement. His physical comedy is beautifully judged, allowing the humour to emerge naturally from Owl’s curiosity rather than from exaggerated performance. He throws himself around the stage with incredible commitment, making every stumble, leap and playful interaction feel effortless. Every inch of the performance space is explored, and every prop has purpose. Nothing feels decorative or unnecessary; each object becomes another opportunity for storytelling, surprise or laughter. It is a masterclass in making a seemingly simple set feel limitless.

What resonated most with me was the production’s commitment to visual storytelling. As an audio describer and storyteller, I spend a great deal of time considering how stories can exist beyond spoken language. Owl at Home demonstrates this beautifully. Movement, rhythm, music and expression become languages in their own right, proving that powerful storytelling is as much about what we see and feel as what we hear.

Music gently threads the production together, adding warmth without ever overwhelming the story. Since leaving the theatre, I have caught myself repeatedly singing Cosy, one of the show’s original songs. It is deceptively simple, wonderfully memorable and perfectly captures the feeling of Owl’s world. To me, that says something about the quality of the writing and composition. The best theatre doesn’t always leave you quoting dialogue; sometimes it leaves you humming a tune that quietly follows you home.

The production also reminded me why I continue to advocate for accessible, inclusive arts experiences. Accessibility isn’t simply about removing barriers; it’s about creating opportunities for everyone to feel welcomed into a story. Before the performance had even begun, this commitment was already evident. A resource table outside the auditorium offered audiences access to song lyrics, a stage layout and background information about the production. These thoughtful additions allowed people to familiarise themselves with Owl’s world in advance and demonstrated that accessibility had been considered as part of the creative experience rather than added afterwards. As someone working in accessibility, these details mattered, and they reflected the care that ran throughout the production.

There is a tenderness running through the entire performance. Owl spends time alone, yet the story never frames solitude as something to fear. Instead, it becomes a place where imagination flourishes. At a time when so many of us feel pressure to move faster and do more, Owl at Home gently reminds us that there is beauty in slowing down, noticing our surroundings and finding comfort in our own company.

Watching the audience was one of the evening’s greatest pleasures. Children laughed freely, leaned forward with anticipation and became completely absorbed in Owl’s adventures. Adults smiled just as often, perhaps recognising something of themselves in Owl’s quiet rituals and gentle optimism. It is rare to witness a production that speaks so honestly across generations without compromising either audience, but Theatr Iolo achieves exactly that.

The production plays 15 – 30 August 2026 Edinburgh Fringe, find out more here

Image Kirsten McTernan

Picturing Sutherland

Picturing Sutherland is a project created and driven by a small group of local artists who want to encourage the documentation of the landscape of Sutherland before it is irrevocably changed by energy structures.

The pylons, wind turbines and battery plants and their associated infrastructure are enormous and long lasting. They are being positioned across our countryside at quite a rate and before we know it, those views to which we have become so accustomed will be changed. They have not been changed so irrevocably and in such a substantive way, since the ice melted.

The project is sincerely open to all – with the only requirements being:

i You can use any media but please to bear in mind that this is an art project, not photography;

ii you can submit a finished piece for the exhibition which is around A3 in size with details around hanging and framing requirements to follow closer to the deadline of 15th October;

iii your sketchbooks and other working papers are welcome at the exhibition which will be on the 24th and 25th October at a location to be confirmed but it will be in Golspie initially;

iv Ideally, it would be useful to notate every drawing with a compass point and What3Words from the standpoint of the artist so that the location being recorded can be identified, along with the timings and date of your work;

v on our form, as well as your name and contact details, there is the option to jot down your thoughts and feelings when you are experiencing the landscape, and log any flora and fauna you notice.

There is no judgement call in this project, there are no prizes or entry charges. We do, however, ask for permission to reproduce the finished pieces in a book. We are hoping that this book will be available to everyone who contributes and copies will be presented to those influential in determining the future of our countryside. 

We encourage visiting the areas likely to be affected as to experience our rural environment directly has many benefits including exercise, improved mental health and lungs full of fresh air through to a deeper appreciation of our flora and fauna; and of art practices.

Judy Patterson, artist and member of Team Picturing Sutherland, said this:

‘’Although I know that many artists, both experienced and beginners,  prefer to paint their landscapes from photographs in the comfort of their home or studio, I would like to offer up some thoughts on the joys of painting outdoors.

Take last week for instance – at a seaside campsite near Lochinver.  

A gentle, mild breeze (no midges!) allowed a quiet early morning coffee, sitting on the shore.  A statuesque black- backed gull glared beadily at me, outlined against the mirror calm bay.  Angular rocks broke in on one side and smooth lumpy ones on the other,  dwarfing the distant mountains. My artist’s eye woke up with a start – I wanted to draw this!  I recalled the advice of valued art tutors;  “paint what excites you” and  “aim to make a  painting  more about a landscape rather than  of it“ .

Time passed in complete absorption, building a simple composition that left out the boring bits and kept in the first impressions I had so wanted to share. And somewhere in that process of drawing a “look what I saw picture” I stopped in my tracks and realised that I felt full up, at peace …yes…simply happy!  The gull, of course, had done his modelling job and was long gone!’’

As its current custodians, it is important that what we have here and now is recorded for future generations, it is essential to the majesty of our environment and all of its inhabitants that we honour our landscape. This project is a labour of love, it is our love letter to the land.

Note: Picturing Sutherland is on Facebook and Instagram. Please see our pinned Facebook post for guidance on personal safety, public liability and Scotland’s ‘right to roam’. 

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REVIEW THE BODYGUARD – WALES MILLENNIUM CENTRE, BY GWYNETH STROUD

On Monday 20 July, Wales Millennium Centre hosted the opening night of a six-day run of the smash hit, award winning musical The Bodyguard. Based on the 1992 Oscar nominated film starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner, the musical version has to date played to over 3.9 million people in 15 countries.

Superstar Rachel Marron (Mireia Mambo) is in danger for her life, being harassed by an unknown stalker. Hired to protect her is former Secret Service agent turned bodyguard Frank Farmer (Adam Garcia). Both expect a conventional working relationship, but what was not written into their respective scrips is that they would find themselves falling in love.

Mireia Mambo performs the Houston songbook with raw emotion and vocal heft. There is dynamic intelligence to her voice which allows for quieter, more contemplative renditions of some songs at the outset, only to unleash a more powerful and passionate version as they develop. She is skilful in illustrating Rachel as a loving mother to son Fletcher, fiercely independent to the extent of putting herself in danger, and playful in her romantic advancement towards Frank. Adam Garcia is faultless in the role of Frank, acutely conscious of the significance of his role, aware of his growing fondness for Rachel and Fletcher, and professional enough to walk away at the right time. We feel real empathy for Rachel’s sister, Nicki, secretly in love with an unaware Frank, unhappy in both her professional and personal life and destined for tragedy. Sasha Monique’s softer, yet still powerful, voice encompassed the complexity of this role perfectly, providing a beautiful contrast with that of Mambo. We hear no words from stalker James-Lee Harris (apart from his uncharacteristic tenor vocal at the end) – none are needed.

From the explosive opening dance sequence featuring dramatic fire effects,fear-inducing bangs and classic disco dance moves, it was clear that this was going to be a performance to remember. Throughout the show, scenes depicting Rachel’s domestic setup are illustrated primarily via lavish drapes and minimal furnishings, a deliberate contrast with the full-on showstopping song and dance scenes. Similar effects are achieved in conversations between the security staff, deploying only a vast brick wall as a backdrop.

Mention must be made of the use of both lighting and sound in this production. The quality of both the vocal and instrumental musicians was excellent throughout and, together with blood-curdling gunshots at the beginning and throughout, place sound at the heart of this production. Judicious use of lighting to depict spotlights seeking out the stalker, together with his appearance from total darkness into a brightly lit freeze-frames in true menacing style, give lighting an essential role.

Add in those whopping 80s Whitney Houston classics and you have a smash hit musical on your hands. The audience, needless to say loved it.

BRITISH FINAL OF ONE ACT PLAYS – THEATR CLWYD, 3rd +4th JULY BY SIMON KENSDALE

An arts centre I used to work with would hire out its venue to a successful amateur company every year.  They would fill its seats for three nights.  This provided valuable income, as the centre struggled to attract audiences to professional touring work, even when this was of high quality.  One type of event required subsidy; the other was self-funding.  Interestingly, the audience who turned out regularly for the amateur company, who might have seemed to be theatre enthusiasts, did not attend other types of performance.

UK society is compartmentalised, often as a result of economics, with people falling into particular camps – those who follow jazz but not folk music; those who read novels but not poetry; those who enjoy photography but not modern art.  People are often sure they know what they like and are unwilling to risk a night or day out, with its attendant costs, if there is a risk of not enjoying what is on offer. 

It’s not a question of skill levels.  Professional productions in whatever genre are likely to be technically superior and professional performers and artists are likely to be better trained and more experienced than amateurs, but their work may not be accessible.  Both the work and its interpreters, because they are famous and established, and the places where it is to be seen may be considered ‘not for the likes of us’.  Alternative offerings, like amateur productions, seem less pretentious. 

Then there is the obvious but very significant point that the arts economy cannot support more than a fraction of those with talent and a passion for what they do.  Fringe cultural activity is sometimes excellent.  Many amateurs might have been professionals.

Which is a roundabout introduction to the British Final of One Act Plays, the culmination of a festival now 99 years old but one that goes under the radar.  The event is run by the United Kingdom Community Drama Festivals Federation, a partnership of organisations in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.  Every year, after a series of eliminating rounds, the best one act play to be performed by an amateur company – or community group as they prefer to be known – from each country, is entered into an adjudicated final.  Detailed feedback is given and the winners take home the Howard de Walden Trophy (donated by Thomas Evelyn Scott-Ellis, 8th Baron Howard de Walden—apparently a prominent British peer and a ‘patron of the arts’.)  The annual event is thus large-scale.  This year its final was held at Theatr Clwyd, as part of the celebrations for the 50th anniversary of the opening of Theatr Clwyd itself.

Not grasping how the event is organised (read the publicity…) I only attended on one night, the Saturday, seeing the Scottish and Welsh entries but not the Northern Irish and English ones.  This was a pity as the English entry, ‘The Weight of Small Things’ by Tilly Lane, performed by TACT – Total Arts Community Theatre – was judged the best of the four.  TACT, based in Tamworth have no permanent theatre base but this doesn’t seem to hold them back as they have won the competition more than once.

Despite missing out on TACT, it was worth going to see Aberdeen-based Bon Accord Players’ take on Metamorphoses, an adaptation of several of Ovid’s stories, and Penarth Operatic & Dramatic Society’s All By Myself by Robert Scott. (The event provides a platform for original writing as well as versions of the classics.  Works by Chekov, Jim Cartwright, Pinter, John Godber, Arthur Miller and Alan Bennet have won in the past.)

I might not have been so generous in my feedback as this year’s adjudicator, Jennifer Scott-Reid, but she had a difficult task, being required to chose quickly between what were quite different shows.  However, she was thorough and detailed in her comments and hearing them added to the general interest of the occasion. 

I agreed that the adaptation of Metamorphoses by the American playwright and director Mary Zimmerman, then reworked by Sami Ibrahim, Laura Lomas and Sabrina Mahfouz, was original and ambitious.  It gave considerable scope to four energetic and ingenious performers who had to interpret a range of characters on a minimal set.  It was good to be reconnected with these once-famous stories, the only drawback being they are complete mini-narratives in themselves and collectively do not constitute a dramatic process. 

Also, while I followed the stories of Arachne and Orpheus with interest, I think the performance missed emphasising the meanings behind these myths.  The first illustrates the danger of thinking you are The Greatest (Weaver) Of All Time; the second reminds us even True Love cannot conquer death.  To make their show truly relevant, Bon Accord might, too, have linked the story of Baucis and Philemon to current attitudes towards foreigners and immigration. In Ovid’s telling of the tale, an elderly couple are rewarded for their spontaneous generosity towards two destitute strangers by being allowed to die at the same time.  They then live on as intertwined trees, in a poetic image that today has considerable political resonance.

All By Myself could not have been more different.  It’s a quick-fire farce based on a simple situation – that of being cast away on a desert island – and a lot of fun is had playing with the idea of what happens when one Crusoe finds out he is not alone.  I thought the Penarth cast were confident and committed. Their comic timing was spot-on.  Considerable attention had been paid to their costume and appearance and to the set.  Anyone who appreciates live theatre would have enjoyed this little show which made the audience on the night laugh out loud repeatedly.  My only cavil is that, of course, it remains a farce, a built-up sketch in which a straight man is confronted by a team of clowns.  It does not pretend to be anything other than light entertainment and it does rework a number of ideas (and jokes) that have been tackled before.  It might have benefited from a silly song or two and it could even have included some slapstick.

It’s important to mention that there were no wooden performances or any corpsing.  There was no need for prompting and none of the scenery looked as if it would collapse.  In short, there were none of the common and embarrassing weaknesses of amateur (or community) work which we have learned to expect and which we have to forgive.  I saw two pieces of strong ensemble work in which lines were delivered clearly by performers moving naturally and even gracefully around the stage.  The acting throughout was as good as anything you’d see on TV.  The pieces performed suited the talents and aspiration of the companies, something that cannot always be said of professional shows.

Might the National Theatre might consider hosting this event in the future?  As it is well attended, there would be no loss of revenue.  The National could confer some prestige on work that is popular.  Hosting the final on the South Bank would recognise a sector of the UK theatre community which, at its best, is worth celebrating.

Simon Kensdale

Review Elena Urioste & Tom Poster, Wigmore Hall by James Ellis

 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

It was touch and go if I was going to make it London from Wales. I’m glad I made it just about and was rewarded with a treat of a concert. American violinist Elena Urioste might not be know to us in the UK as she should, yet the playing tonight was compelling and subtle.

An Essay of Love would be a lockdown commission from Mark Simpson, a tightrope between gentle discord and seething ambiance. Sospiri by Elgar was a treat, folk like flutters in the piano, played all with force all night by husband Tom Poster. Elena gets rich, typically English wafts in a special little gift of a piece. Rebecca Clarke and her Midsummer Moon from 1924, was effectively modern in the sense of execution and intent. Between impressionism and expressionism, it was fascinating to hear its alluring sensibility.

Most wonderfully Mozart was next with the Vioin Sonata in B flat, as I venture to Salzburg the following morning. I will write more of old Wolfgang in the coming months. Here the husband and wife duo captured the tumbling cheek and witty trick it demands. Always a mood lift and often profound Mozart rarely disappoints. Clarice Assad’s Emotiva opened the first half, interesting sound world and I want to hear it once more. Tanzlied des Pierrot from Korngold’s Die tote Stadt is a rarity and a very pretty one. It really captures the mood perfectly of loving musings, Korngold who fled Europe for the U.S. wrote well for the instrument, his Violin Concerto as another fine example.

Richard Strauss ended with his very own Violin Sonata in E flat. I wondered if this did sound like him? Best known for his operas, tone poems and lieder, I wouldn’t say I felt his style in this. Yet, with the demanding bravado for both, its rhapsodic urgency and the finely crafted structure it is a standout. Strange little bowing nods for Elena and hammering, feverish play for Tom assault the ears, but it is never overdone. Whilst we may not think of the German composer in this type of piece, it was in a sense rather barnstorming.

An encore of Mel Bonis, a French composer finally getting her due, was a wink to a new CD out the next day. I’ll allow it!

Review ‘Physical Education’ Grand Ambition by Charlotte Hall

Image Credit Kirsten McTernan

 out of 5 stars (5 / 5)

Please note this review contains strong language, mature content and detailed description of the plot.

Physical Education, written by Jonathan Houlston (who also plays Joe) and directed by Richard Mylan, is a play about how mental health and masculinity affects teenage boys, explored across many scenes and set entirely in one room.

As you walk into the theatre space, the atmosphere immediately gives off a sense of the changing room at school. It’s intimate, there’s nowhere to hide: seats on three sides of the stage, a block of lockers in the middle, and the speakers play grungy, garage-type music. Electronic, repeated sounds, with a good bass. There is more of this type of music throughout. It sets the scene, complimenting the youthful but dark themes the show explores.

The show opens with a song about smashing and a guy walks onto the stage in football kit, looking into the audience, before a bunch of lads come on holding a bench each. They jump around, showing themselves off as ‘hard’, shouting and taunting. You can practically smell the testosterone. They set the benches down and begin changing into their kit ready for PE, talking to each other.

There’s lots of offensive and harsh language in this play: the way they talk about women, banging them, mentioning their cocks, different ways they describe sex, showing off that they could ‘pull any bird’, what they’d make the woman do, but also, a lot of it is them bullying each other (played off as ‘just banter’). They put each other down, teasing about their body count, being fat, being too ‘weak’. They even use gay or the ‘f’ slur as an insult (which I can’t believe is still an insult), and once we find out that two of the boys are gay and dating each other, it hits even harder. It’s very shocking and not easy to listen to at times. The audience are not eased into the subject matter at all, we are thrown straight into it, and it’s very fast-paced. But I think that is so effective.

There’s lots of comedy in it too, even during the sharp bits of dialogue, but that only adds to the themes even more, and the production utilises transitions and sound well, including having school noise and an underlying bass in certain sections to add tension.

It’s excellent at examining what it really means to be masculine vs feminine, strong vs weak, being true to yourself vs hiding, hurting and pain, the different experiences everyone has, their relationships, and why that might lead them to the choices they make.

The biggest bully and the one with the foulest language is a lad called Jason. His closest friend is Joe, and he’s quite nasty in his ‘banter’ to everyone, but he even bullies Joe. He spikes Joe on two occasions: in a party we don’t see and in the Halloween party we do, by adding more vodka to his drink and getting him to sniff some drugs. He doesn’t see it as spiking, however. This is probably how he, and boys like him in the real world, live with the decisions they make. Adding labels such as ‘spiking’ your mate makes it sound really negative, so he just describes it as ‘only topping up Joe’s drink’. He makes Max kneel in front of him and open his mouth in one scene when there is no one else there in the changing room, and he walks up to him. His privates and Max’s mouth are very close to each other. His attitude towards women is very derogatory and objectifying.

But the show is really good at showing every perspective. The reason he reacts like this is because of his home life. It’s never stated but fairly obvious, as one day he turns up with bruising around his eye and makes up a different lie each time he’s asked about it. Later on, it’s just him and Miss Rider, the teacher, in the changing room, and it seems like he’s about to open up. We can hear voices in his head shouting that he’s a ‘f****** waste of space’, implying that his home dynamic and the bruise are related (we can work out the rest). Just as he’s beginning to speak, one of the lads comes in. The moment is lost. Who knows what might have happened if he’d have been able to speak about it?

It all comes to a head at the Halloween party, and we see what can happen if we allow young men to think that speaking in the way that they do is acceptable. Also, if they stay silent and don’t challenge people when they hear it, this language will remain. It is damaging and hurtful to women, as well as to boys themselves. They need help despite how tough they feel pressured appearing.

Physical Education is a brilliant take on mental health and how your relationships and childhood shape who you are, especially for boys in the current climate. It’s fast-paced and not afraid to touch on the darkest of topics, but it also makes you laugh.

I urge everyone to come and see this play at the Grand Theatre.

Review Fawlty Towers, Wales Millennium Centre by Elle Rees

 out of 5 stars (3 / 5)

Faulty Towers was an absolutely brilliant production that brought the classic TV show to life on stage. From the moment the performance began, the cast captured the energy, humour, and chaos that made the original series so beloved.

The actors did an excellent job portraying the iconic characters, with Basil’s frantic antics, Sybil’s sharp wit, and Manuel’s hilarious misunderstandings creating laugh-out-loud moments throughout the show. The timing and delivery of the comedy were spot on, making it feel as though the television episodes had been transported directly to the theatre.

The attention to detail, from the costumes to the character mannerisms, was impressive and helped recreate the charm of the original series.

Overall, Faulty Towers was a fantastic evening of entertainment. It successfully captured the spirit of the TV classic while adding the excitement of a live performance. Fans of the show will love it, and even those new to the world of Fawlty Towers are sure to have a great time. Highly recommended!

Review Tamsin Waley-Cohen & Cordelia Williams: Lullabies, Purcell Room, London by James Ellis

 out of 5 stars (4 / 5)

What is a lullaby? We have ideas and famous musical pieces to give this an answer. Yet, how to we continue to perceive this style and honour it with newer creations?

Here comes Tamsin Waley-Cohen on violin and Cordelia Williams on piano, to answer this question with considerable breadth. Arriving at the space, we heard gurgles of babies as sparkly lamps would suggest a night light for younger ones. Beginners was Spiegel I’m Spiegel by Arvo Pärt. Still going strong in his 90s, this is one of Pärt’s most cherished creations.

Tamsin captured the reverence and stoney stillness it demands, Cordelia on piano got the scales through and they can feel like a fine partnership. Brahms’ Wiegenlied is truly his most famous creation and one of the most recognisable works of music today. His lullaby is arranged here by both players, and an all-round sense of serene cheer comes over the stage. It might be considered easy to play, naturally I doubt this is true.

Dvořák and his Songs My Mother Taught Me, another fitting tribute. Filled with evocative Czech allure, again Tamsin brings her all, her sense of control over the violin. I grew up playing the same and found it a nightmare to really work at. Seeing her play is a reminder why you should keep going. A world premiere from Freya Waley-Cohen, sister to Tamsin, in a four-thousand-year-old Babaloyinan text. A mother comforts her baby who cries, this little piece was sweet and will see more outings, I’m sure. Scriabin’s Nocturne in F sharp was expectedly moody, the Russian composer often in a sensual realm of expressivity.

John Cage is a rare delight to hear live, and his own Nocturne was no different. Very folk like in writing, with many different techniques for Tamsin to try, as Cordelia gets further strange structures on the keys. The Lullaby by Schubert is curious, touching in its offering, yet slight. Hearing the full Fantasie in C was the big, meaty finale. Tamsin played with a passionate zeal, seeing swooping moments, with a rich, romantic fibre demanded of Schubert. Moments of dance, smiles and reflection all ring here. Cordelia is a fine, clear accomplice, you sense the warm connection between her and Tamsin. An encore of Schumann would lull us off into our day.